Live-Tweeting SpiceWorld

I have this twisted thought of live-tweeting Twilight. There is nothing more entertaining than a 30-something NBA writer tweeting on a Thursday night about a movie that teenage girls love. Wow. That sounds pretty sad.

I’ll admit that it would be funny, though. I mean, last Christmas Eve, everyone was live-tweeting Christmas movies. Me? I decided to be rebellious as always.

I live-tweeted SpiceWorld.

Yeah, that terrible, terrible Spice Girls movie.

I did KEEP the tweets for entertainment. With the hashtag, too! You’ll especially enjoy this if you actually watched the movie before. Enjoy! And SPOILER ALERT.

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Too much of something is bad enough! But something’s coming over me to make me wonder! #SpiceWorld

So SpiceWorld is based on an idea of the Spice Girls? HOW AWESOME. #SpiceWorld

Do It by Spice Girls was on the Dead Or Alive Beach Volleyball soundtrack. #Nerd #SpiceWorld

Posh Spice was angry that someone was filming them. #SpiceWorld

They’re now singing a remix of Say You’ll Be There. That’s my favorite song by them. #SpiceWorld

This evil Kevin McMaxford dude is spraying the spit. Kinda like my cousin. #SpiceWorld

Scary Spice doesn’t know how to play chess. #SpiceWorld

Posh Spice said that Ginger Spice is full of useless information. About manta rays. #SpiceWorld

Ginger Spice, dressed as Sporty, can do a better cartwheel than me. #SpiceWorld

“Do Godmothers get stretch marks?” Posh Spice. #SpiceWorld

I love that Meatloaf is the bus driver for the Spice Girls. #SpiceWorld

These… must be the aliens @Sophiabiabia was talking about. They just asked for Sporty’s autograph. #SpiceWorld

Never give up on the good times. Gotta believe on the love you find. #SpiceWorld

…Spice Force Five? #SpiceWorld

Posh Spice looks totally bored on their spontaneous boat ride. #SpiceWorld

Boat takes a wild turn and Posh Spice and the kids they had with them fell into the water. Drama! #SpiceWorld

Manager in the green suit just pissed off the Spice Girls. You DON’T piss off the Spice Girls! #SpiceWorld

The girls are singing “Wannabe” at a diner. This was supposedly before they made it big. Loving Baby in a schoolgirl outfit. #SpiceWorld

BABY SPICE: “Is it all going to be over soon?” PREMONITION. #SpiceWorld

Swing it, shake it, move it, make it! Who do you think you are?! #SpiceWorld

Ginger is delivering her friend’s baby. GINGER: “Put your legs together!” SCARY: “You should’ve done that nine months ago!” #SpiceWorld

Manager is going crazy waiting for the Spice Girls to show up for their concert. The girls are with friend that’s having a baby. #SpiceWorld

And the friend, of course, has a baby girl. Girl Power! #SpiceWorld

The girls go into the bus. No Meatloaf, er, driver. So Posh Spice takes the wheel and races through London. Hot. #SpiceWorld

The Rocky theme song comes on while the Spice Girls get out of the bus and dash their way to the concert site. What? #SpiceWorld

The manager is still waiting for the Spice Girls. He’s wearing a purple suit. Like the one my cousin wears to every occasion. #SpiceWorld

And the girls get there in time. The manager is very relieved and calls the head of the record label, who is feeding a piglet. #SpiceWorld

Man, Baby Spice is adorable. #SpiceWorld

The girls perform Spice Up Your Life. And now, credits are rolling while they’re showing “behind-the-scenes.” You’re welcome. #SpiceWorld

BABY SPICE: “You know what… some people watchin’ this on video… IS THERE NOTHING ON TELE THEN?!” #SpiceWorld

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GENERATION NEXT.

I can only imagine that Twilight would be even more entertaining. After all, I, of all people, can relate to love.

Smile for me, Lizzy.