Live-Tweeting SpiceWorldApril 5, 2011
I have this twisted thought of live-tweeting Twilight. There is nothing more entertaining than a 30-something NBA writer tweeting on a Thursday night about a movie that teenage girls love. Wow. That sounds pretty sad.
I’ll admit that it would be funny, though. I mean, last Christmas Eve, everyone was live-tweeting Christmas movies. Me? I decided to be rebellious as always.
I live-tweeted SpiceWorld.
Yeah, that terrible, terrible Spice Girls movie.
I did KEEP the tweets for entertainment. With the hashtag, too! You’ll especially enjoy this if you actually watched the movie before. Enjoy! And SPOILER ALERT.
Too much of something is bad enough! But something’s coming over me to make me wonder! #SpiceWorld
So SpiceWorld is based on an idea of the Spice Girls? HOW AWESOME. #SpiceWorld
Do It by Spice Girls was on the Dead Or Alive Beach Volleyball soundtrack. #Nerd #SpiceWorld
Posh Spice was angry that someone was filming them. #SpiceWorld
They’re now singing a remix of Say You’ll Be There. That’s my favorite song by them. #SpiceWorld
This evil Kevin McMaxford dude is spraying the spit. Kinda like my cousin. #SpiceWorld
Scary Spice doesn’t know how to play chess. #SpiceWorld
Posh Spice said that Ginger Spice is full of useless information. About manta rays. #SpiceWorld
Ginger Spice, dressed as Sporty, can do a better cartwheel than me. #SpiceWorld
“Do Godmothers get stretch marks?” Posh Spice. #SpiceWorld
I love that Meatloaf is the bus driver for the Spice Girls. #SpiceWorld
These… must be the aliens @Sophiabiabia was talking about. They just asked for Sporty’s autograph. #SpiceWorld
Never give up on the good times. Gotta believe on the love you find. #SpiceWorld
…Spice Force Five? #SpiceWorld
Posh Spice looks totally bored on their spontaneous boat ride. #SpiceWorld
Boat takes a wild turn and Posh Spice and the kids they had with them fell into the water. Drama! #SpiceWorld
Manager in the green suit just pissed off the Spice Girls. You DON’T piss off the Spice Girls! #SpiceWorld
The girls are singing “Wannabe” at a diner. This was supposedly before they made it big. Loving Baby in a schoolgirl outfit. #SpiceWorld
BABY SPICE: “Is it all going to be over soon?” PREMONITION. #SpiceWorld
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it! Who do you think you are?! #SpiceWorld
Ginger is delivering her friend’s baby. GINGER: “Put your legs together!” SCARY: “You should’ve done that nine months ago!” #SpiceWorld
Manager is going crazy waiting for the Spice Girls to show up for their concert. The girls are with friend that’s having a baby. #SpiceWorld
And the friend, of course, has a baby girl. Girl Power! #SpiceWorld
The girls go into the bus. No Meatloaf, er, driver. So Posh Spice takes the wheel and races through London. Hot. #SpiceWorld
The Rocky theme song comes on while the Spice Girls get out of the bus and dash their way to the concert site. What? #SpiceWorld
The manager is still waiting for the Spice Girls. He’s wearing a purple suit. Like the one my cousin wears to every occasion. #SpiceWorld
And the girls get there in time. The manager is very relieved and calls the head of the record label, who is feeding a piglet. #SpiceWorld
Man, Baby Spice is adorable. #SpiceWorld
The girls perform Spice Up Your Life. And now, credits are rolling while they’re showing “behind-the-scenes.” You’re welcome. #SpiceWorld
BABY SPICE: “You know what… some people watchin’ this on video… IS THERE NOTHING ON TELE THEN?!” #SpiceWorld
I can only imagine that Twilight would be even more entertaining. After all, I, of all people, can relate to love.
Smile for me, Lizzy.