Live-Tweeting Saved By The Bell

Saved By The Bell is probably the greatest TV show of all-time. It’s so 90′s, it’s cheesy, and most people 35 and under and sane have watched this show. And since I wasn’t live-tweeting a game, I decided that I would live-tweet a random episode!

I collected all them tweets here. The funny thing is that it took me an hour to live-tweet a 20-minute episode! But there was just too much to talk about! I mean, you can’t miss on all the cheese! I actually tweeted more in this episode than the movies I live-tweeted previously.

Anyway, the premise was that Zack Morris is waiting for Kelly Kapowski to ask him out to a “Girl’s Choice Dance.” Of course, there’s this tall, tomboyish, tough girl named Rhonda who wants Zack as well. Hell, every girl wanted Zack. Anyway, here are them tweets and learn your lesson, kids!

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If a teacher pops a test, I know I’m in a mess… and my dog ate all my homework last night! #SavedByTheBell

“Girl’s Choice Dance! Ask Your Guy Today!” Did any guy ever get asked out to the Sadie Hawkins dance? #SavedByTheBell

Zack Morris is under a disguise so that all the girls don’t ask him out to the dance. He’s waiting for Kelly to ask him out. #SavedByTheBell

A.C. Slater just said Kelly is asking HIM out to the dance. “In your face, Preppy!” #SavedByTheBell

Tall, tomboyish blonde girl is now calling out for Zack. “HEY, ZACKIE! WHAT’S THE RUSH, BUTTONNOSE!?” Buttonnose?! #SavedByTheBell

Tall blonde girl’s name is Rhonda and she holds the school shotput record, according to Zack. It’s not like she’s MUSCULAR. #SavedByTheBell

Zack is now trying to get info from Lisa about Kelly’s intentions for the dance. He gave him 17 Glamour/Cosmopolitan mags. #SavedByTheBell

ZACK: “All right. I’ll do your History homework.” LISA: “From you?! That’s not a gift! That’s a threat!” #SavedByTheBell

Zack sweetens up the deal. He pulled Bon Jovi tickets out so he can get Lisa to tell him the scoop. BON JOVI TICKETS! #SavedByTheBell

Forget live-tweeting Franklin and Bash. I’m only live-tweeting the greatest TV show ever. #SavedByTheBell

ZACK: “Got a date yet?” SLATER: “I’m turning girls down left and right!” ZACK: “I turned down 6!” SLATER: “I turned down 7!” #SavedByTheBell

Lisa tells Jesse Spano in front of Slater and Zack that Kelly can make it to Jesse’s slumber party. Don’t YOU smell trouble? #SavedByTheBell

I miss Max, the super-cool magician that ran… the Max. #SavedByTheBell

RHONDA: “That boy has got… one cute behind.” Then he shoves Slater over so she can sit down next to him and eat his fries. #SavedByTheBell

Zack and Screech sneak into Jesse’s house so that they can hook up some wiring. Jesse gets home early. The guys hide. #SavedByTheBell

Zack comes out of hiding from under Jesse’s bed. He has pantyhose over his head. Whoa. That rhymed. I should be… nahh. #SavedByTheBell

The wiring is hooked up so they can hear the girls talk during the slumber party. Oh, those guys. I would never do that! #SavedByTheBell

Screech starts daydreaming (about Lisa). JESSE: “May I have a lock of his hair? So I can grow my own Screech-in-a-jar!” #SavedByTheBell

Back to the party… JESSE: “Would you really cut your hair?” LISA: “If he had special qualities… like MICHAEL JACKSON.” #SavedByTheBell

KELLY: “You know who’s really a hunk?! DENNIS QUAID!” GIRLS: “Ooooh!” ZACK (still eavesdropping): “That wuss?!” #SavedByTheBell

KELLY: “If I had to pick on who I’d take to the dance right now? I’d pick Zack!” Zack celebrates in his room quite loudly. #SavedByTheBell

The girls overhear Zack yelling. Zack then yells, “GO, LAKERS!” Bahahahahahahahaha. #SavedByTheBell

LISA: “What’s Zack doing?” KELLY: “That’s weird. Lakers aren’t even playing tonight!” THAT’S WHY KELLY WAS MY DREAM GIRL. #SavedByTheBell

Jesse found the cord. They’re in trouble now. Screech tries to reason, “Maybe the Lakers came and interfered with it.” #SavedByTheBell

Jesse is upset that their privacy has been invaded. However, Kelly has an idea to get those guys back. #SavedByTheBell

(Yes, I know a SBTB episode is only 20+ minutes long but a lot of the episode is hard to ignore.) #SavedByTheBell

JESSE: “Every girl has to tell their deepest, darkest secret!” OOOOOOOOH. #SavedByTheBell

Kelly (who is joking, of course) says that when she stops liking a boy, she ends up hurting him… physically. Scary! #SavedByTheBell

Back at Bayside High… Screech is now dressed as Michael Jackson. In front of Lisa. He’s bad. You know it. #SavedByTheBell

Screech then talks to Lisa in his Michael Jackson voice, which can sound like me, at times. #Kidding #Maybe #SavedByTheBell

Jesse warns Zack about Kelly (still playing the joke that she’s psychotic). #SavedByTheBell

JESSE: “I don’t want you to get hurt.” ZACK: “You mean, emotionally hurt.” JESSE: “No. Mike Tyson-hurt.” #SavedByTheBell

Slater appears in a wheelchair. SLATER: “Kelly beat me up!” I don’t know how Zack would believe that but ’tis a TV show. #SavedByTheBell

Zack sneaks into the principal’s office so he can find out more about Kelly. Kelly was supposedly ‘criminally insane.’ #SavedByTheBell

ZACK: “She gets these terrible headaches…” MR. BELDING: “They ALL get headaches, Morris.” #SavedByTheBell

Kelly has a baseball bat as she “threatens” Zack. Zack gets petrified and runs away as she gets these “headaches.” #SavedByTheBell

Then we cut immediately to the dance. Rhonda is carrying Zack on her shoulders. I didn’t know that was a dance. #SavedByTheBell

All the girls and Slater tell Zack at the dance that it was all an elaborate joke. Lesson learned, Zack! #SavedByTheBell

Rhonda asks Zack for a good night kiss. Zack tells her he doesn’t kiss on a first date. Rhonda does, however. Kiss. The End. #SavedByTheBell

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Hope you enjoyed! Until the next live-tweet of a random TV show/movie!

Smile for me, Lizzy.