So let’s see these teenagers save the earth from the evils of Rita Repulsa in the first episode of the Power Rangers! It’s morphinomenal!

I am now live-tweeting the very first episode of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers. You will like it. #PowerRangers

I mean, that Power Rangers theme was really catchy. Who didn’t sing this from time to time? What? Only me? Okay. #PowerRangers

There is some giant space dumpster being looked at by two astronauts. Your mom’s an astronaut! #WhiteMenCantJumpReference #PowerRangers

Some monsters come out and pull out some Asian lady in a weird costume out of a dumpster. #PowerRangers

This Asian lady wants to destroy the nearest planet, which happens to be Mother Earth. Scene now shifts to Angel Grove High! #PowerRangers

Guy in red (Jason) practices martial arts with the African-American guy (Zack). EE-YAAHH! EE-YAAHH! ZIT-ZIT-EEYAAHHHH!!! #PowerRangers

Kimberly practices her gymnastics. I bet Amy Jo Johnson (who played Kimberly) STILL looks the same as she did in ’93. #PowerRangers

Bulk and Skull (resident morons) appear on the scene and hit on Kimberly and her Asian friend, Trini. I wanna be like them. #PowerRangers

Bulk and Skull stop harassing the girls when Zack comes into the picture. #PowerRangers

Billy, the “nerd” of the group, is now taking Jason’s karate class. I probably should take karate class, too. #PowerRangers

BULK *at Jason’s karate class*: “TEACH US HOW TO BEAT PEOPLE UP.” The guy’s like 250 pounds! He needs teaching? #PowerRangers

An earthquake in Angel Grove High! I guess Angel Grove is in California, right? #PowerRangers

Alpha the robot and Zordon, that scary huge head on the projector, make their appearance for the first time. #PowerRangers

Alpha pushes a button and somehow Jason, Zack, Billy, Trini, and Kimberly get transported to the spaceship. #PowerRangers

Zordon explains to the five what’s going on and tells them about what that crazy Asian lady is going to do (destroy Earth!) #PowerRangers

The five will be given extraordinary powers that come from ancient creatures called… DINOSAURS. #PowerRangers

If I yell out the name of a random dinosaur, do I get access to extraordinary powers, too? #PowerRangers

The five teenagers don’t believe what’s going on so they walked out of the headquarters. DON’T WALK OUT ON ZORDON. #PowerRangers

OH, NO. PUTTIES. #PowerRangers

The putties overwhelm the five teenagers. WHAT DO THEY DO NOW?! #PowerRangers

MASTODON! PTERODACTYL! TRICERATOPS! SABAHTOOT TIGAH! TYRANNOSAURUS! And they became the #MightyMorphinPowerRangers!

Somehow, the Power Rangers’ transformation made them into better fighters, turned footage to Japanese, and Trini into a man. #PowerRangers

Somehow, all the Power Rangers knew they had access to huge robotic dinosaurs. I’m suddenly confused. #PowerRangers

The five robotic dinosaurs formed into one superpowerful robot. HOW DID THEY KNOW THIS? They just do, I guess. #PowerRangers

I just know this: I can’t lose a battle if the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers theme song is playing in the background. #PowerRangers

KIMBERLY (about being a Power Ranger): “I don’t know, you guys!” OTHERS: “Kimberly, no!” KIMBERLY: “NOT!” #PowerRangers

And for a whole season and change, Jason, Zack, Trini, Kimberly, and Billy protect Angel Grove City as the #PowerRangers. The End!

Until the next live-tweet!

It’s been a roller-coaster life. But I was honestly burned out on writing about the NBA by the time April got here. I have been doing the whole NBA writing thing since December 2008 and it’s not like I don’t take breaks or anything like that; I do. Obviously, I’m take a break during this offseason but I think it was taking on two NBA blogs and managing other people that I wasn’t, I guess, too ready for. I’ll be ready come next season as I know what to expect. It’s a matter of finding time for it also since, ya know, I have other things to do, too. But, first things first, I have to take care of my own site (TNLP) behind-the-scenes. Of course, I can’t say it here but let’s just say that we needed a change since there are so many good NBA blogs now and we have to do something to stay within the pack. I don’t think our blog has regressed per se (I like that Daniel Artest came in and helped out this year) but I don’t think we made as much progress this year than last year when we were on the big blogs constantly and even got to participate in a Complex.Com morsel. I do think the changes we have in store will do us well.

I really don’t have much of a social life. Part of that is, despite my somewhat overconfident persona, I’ve lost confidence in my looks. So I’ve been more active on the workouts in the past three weeks. I’m playing ball again (which I hadn’t done in four months before I played two weeks ago… and the longest break without an injury for about 20 years?). I feel like I can be as athletic as I was when I was 21. Maybe I’m exaggerating. But, man, I was in my best shape ever when I was 28-29. I’d like to reach that point again… but, man, was it so fun to outrun and outgun dudes younger than me when I was working out so much. I lost 28 pounds that year. I pretty much gained it all back. So I’d like to lose 25 pounds again.

Part of the inspiration is that an old friend of mine is on a quest to lose 150 pounds. He finally figured out that he had to lose weight to stay healthy. 10 years ago, he was attempting to lose weight to impress a couple of girls. That didn’t work and he lost complete confidence. He let himself go. Then he ended up ballooning to 370. Why didn’t we tell him earlier? Well, we did… but he just had ‘given up’ so it was no use telling him. It was better he found out on his own. Now that he has, he’s going to try losing that weight now. I am seriously rooting for him.

Anyway, why did I stop working out? I rolled my ankle three years ago. I was on crutches for a month. Then I got used to the lazy lifestyle again. Obviously, writing an NBA blog did not help as I got used to sitting more and more. It also didn’t help that I was afraid of hurting my ankle again when I played ball. I can run fine now.

I’m not going to let injuries stop me from working out. Last Saturday, I woke up with intense knee pain. But I felt no pain when I ran full court later that day. It was a chore getting up from bed for the next few days… but now the pain has lessened when I bend my knee a certain way. And I still did my normal workouts while being careful not to hurt my knee. I’m a little proud of myself.

Wow. I wrote a lot. And I actually got a little bit personal. Maybe it’s time to get a little bit more personal since, well, I’ve already done what I’ve wanted to do: establish myself as a serious NBA writer (well, kinda, sorta) before people find out what weird quirks I have. People pretty much know me for a few things: I write NBA, I call myself some sort of stud, and I like the Spice Girls.

I’ll say this, though: it’ll be a Hot Rey-Rey Summer for 2011.

I collected all them tweets here. The funny thing is that it took me an hour to live-tweet a 20-minute episode! But there was just too much to talk about! I mean, you can’t miss on all the cheese! I actually tweeted more in this episode than the movies I live-tweeted previously.

Anyway, the premise was that Zack Morris is waiting for Kelly Kapowski to ask him out to a “Girl’s Choice Dance.” Of course, there’s this tall, tomboyish, tough girl named Rhonda who wants Zack as well. Hell, every girl wanted Zack. Anyway, here are them tweets and learn your lesson, kids!

“Girl’s Choice Dance! Ask Your Guy Today!” Did any guy ever get asked out to the Sadie Hawkins dance? #SavedByTheBell

Zack Morris is under a disguise so that all the girls don’t ask him out to the dance. He’s waiting for Kelly to ask him out. #SavedByTheBell

A.C. Slater just said Kelly is asking HIM out to the dance. “In your face, Preppy!” #SavedByTheBell

Tall, tomboyish blonde girl is now calling out for Zack. “HEY, ZACKIE! WHAT’S THE RUSH, BUTTONNOSE!?” Buttonnose?! #SavedByTheBell

Tall blonde girl’s name is Rhonda and she holds the school shotput record, according to Zack. It’s not like she’s MUSCULAR. #SavedByTheBell

Zack is now trying to get info from Lisa about Kelly’s intentions for the dance. He gave him 17 Glamour/Cosmopolitan mags. #SavedByTheBell

ZACK: “All right. I’ll do your History homework.” LISA: “From you?! That’s not a gift! That’s a threat!” #SavedByTheBell

Zack sweetens up the deal. He pulled Bon Jovi tickets out so he can get Lisa to tell him the scoop. BON JOVI TICKETS! #SavedByTheBell

Forget live-tweeting Franklin and Bash. I’m only live-tweeting the greatest TV show ever. #SavedByTheBell

ZACK: “Got a date yet?” SLATER: “I’m turning girls down left and right!” ZACK: “I turned down 6!” SLATER: “I turned down 7!” #SavedByTheBell

Lisa tells Jesse Spano in front of Slater and Zack that Kelly can make it to Jesse’s slumber party. Don’t YOU smell trouble? #SavedByTheBell

I miss Max, the super-cool magician that ran… the Max. #SavedByTheBell

RHONDA: “That boy has got… one cute behind.” Then he shoves Slater over so she can sit down next to him and eat his fries. #SavedByTheBell

Zack and Screech sneak into Jesse’s house so that they can hook up some wiring. Jesse gets home early. The guys hide. #SavedByTheBell

Zack comes out of hiding from under Jesse’s bed. He has pantyhose over his head. Whoa. That rhymed. I should be… nahh. #SavedByTheBell

The wiring is hooked up so they can hear the girls talk during the slumber party. Oh, those guys. I would never do that! #SavedByTheBell

Screech starts daydreaming (about Lisa). JESSE: “May I have a lock of his hair? So I can grow my own Screech-in-a-jar!” #SavedByTheBell

Back to the party… JESSE: “Would you really cut your hair?” LISA: “If he had special qualities… like MICHAEL JACKSON.” #SavedByTheBell

KELLY: “You know who’s really a hunk?! DENNIS QUAID!” GIRLS: “Ooooh!” ZACK (still eavesdropping): “That wuss?!” #SavedByTheBell

KELLY: “If I had to pick on who I’d take to the dance right now? I’d pick Zack!” Zack celebrates in his room quite loudly. #SavedByTheBell

The girls overhear Zack yelling. Zack then yells, “GO, LAKERS!” Bahahahahahahahaha. #SavedByTheBell

LISA: “What’s Zack doing?” KELLY: “That’s weird. Lakers aren’t even playing tonight!” THAT’S WHY KELLY WAS MY DREAM GIRL. #SavedByTheBell

Jesse found the cord. They’re in trouble now. Screech tries to reason, “Maybe the Lakers came and interfered with it.” #SavedByTheBell

Jesse is upset that their privacy has been invaded. However, Kelly has an idea to get those guys back. #SavedByTheBell

(Yes, I know a SBTB episode is only 20+ minutes long but a lot of the episode is hard to ignore.) #SavedByTheBell

JESSE: “Every girl has to tell their deepest, darkest secret!” OOOOOOOOH. #SavedByTheBell

Kelly (who is joking, of course) says that when she stops liking a boy, she ends up hurting him… physically. Scary! #SavedByTheBell

Back at Bayside High… Screech is now dressed as Michael Jackson. In front of Lisa. He’s bad. You know it. #SavedByTheBell

Screech then talks to Lisa in his Michael Jackson voice, which can sound like me, at times. #Kidding #Maybe #SavedByTheBell

Jesse warns Zack about Kelly (still playing the joke that she’s psychotic). #SavedByTheBell

JESSE: “I don’t want you to get hurt.” ZACK: “You mean, emotionally hurt.” JESSE: “No. Mike Tyson-hurt.” #SavedByTheBell

Slater appears in a wheelchair. SLATER: “Kelly beat me up!” I don’t know how Zack would believe that but ’tis a TV show. #SavedByTheBell

Zack sneaks into the principal’s office so he can find out more about Kelly. Kelly was supposedly ‘criminally insane.’ #SavedByTheBell

ZACK: “She gets these terrible headaches…” MR. BELDING: “They ALL get headaches, Morris.” #SavedByTheBell

Kelly has a baseball bat as she “threatens” Zack. Zack gets petrified and runs away as she gets these “headaches.” #SavedByTheBell

Then we cut immediately to the dance. Rhonda is carrying Zack on her shoulders. I didn’t know that was a dance. #SavedByTheBell

All the girls and Slater tell Zack at the dance that it was all an elaborate joke. Lesson learned, Zack! #SavedByTheBell

Rhonda asks Zack for a good night kiss. Zack tells her he doesn’t kiss on a first date. Rhonda does, however. Kiss. The End. #SavedByTheBell

Hope you enjoyed! Until the next live-tweet of a random TV show/movie!

Why the sudden name change?

It’s actually quite simple: I never really wanted my real name out in public in the first place. Some people know that I had been thinking about this for a while now. I should’ve done this when I first started but… really… I thought I was going to go through this whole time just by using Rey-Rey. That’s the public name I have used on the internet and on previous communities (hello, anime/cosplay community).

But sportswriting/blogging on a more public domain requires me to have a last name. I used my real last name for the past two years but I had been so hesitant about it. I still wanted to go by Rey-Rey as much as possible. And for a while, I couldn’t come up with a good alternate last name.

A few months ago, I was joking with a friend about writing romance novels. I had just finished refreshing myself with the history of the Philippines and when I said that I needed a pen name when I transition to romance novels, I offered the name R.J. Magellan as a joke. I took the name Magellan from Portuguese explorer, Ferdinand Magellan. He got killed in the Philippines in 1521 and his crew went on to circumnavigate the world. So me being Filipino, there was a little irony in the name.

I thought about it even more in the past couple of weeks. I increasingly got uncomfortable with having my last name out there with all the identity theft issues and wanting to separate more of my private/family life and my conceited public persona out on the internet. So I finally decided to change my public last name to Magellan. I thought it was good enough.

I also decided to go with the initials “R.R.” to look like a total douche bagel. R.R. really only means Rey-Rey. I am in no way changing my first name or nickname in public. Everyone calls me Rey or Rey-Rey. I’m only using the name, R.R. Magellan, when I have to write something sporty in a public domain (like SLAM for instance). Otherwise, I’ll still go by Rey-Rey (or Rey) everywhere else. I’d honestly prefer to just be Rey-Rey the entire time but, again, I needed a last name.

If people want to call me Magellan, that’s fine. To those that know my real last name, I’d prefer that I am not called by that unless I consider them a good friend. But I will answer most to Rey or Rey-Rey. Get used to it.

Oh, well. Either name, I look like a douche bagel. But at least, I didn’t change my name to Swag.

You wanna get my real impressions of Twilight, though? I thought it was average. Not my favorite movie and not awesomely bad like SpiceWorld. Kristen Stewart grew on me but I admit that her pictures and her seemingly-emotionless acting bother me. I suppose she’s an acquired taste. My friend has a huge crush on her.

Anyway, in case you missed it… here are my tweets about Twilight. SPOILER ALERT. And you’re welcome.

You know what? I’ve thought about this plenty of times. “I’ve never given much thought on how I would die.” #Twilight

Wow. So like… Kristen Stewart’s face DOES move. Barely. #Twilight

So Yorks, Washington is a place where they breed vampires? Does such a town even exist? #Twilight

Wait. Jacob is the dude with the long hair? That’s Jacob?! I’m kind of disappointed. Maybe he’ll grow on me or something. #Twilight

Sorry, it’s Forks. My hearing is bad these days. #Twilight

Bella is quite awkward. But HS me would still go out with her. #Twilight

“You’re from Arizona, right? Aren’t people from Arizona supposed to be like… really tanned?” #Twilight

I like how Edward entered in almost like slow motion. They should have had the wind blow. Or have fireworks in the background. #Twilight

But instead, a fan was blowing towards Bella’s hair. Oh, you never cease to amaze me, movies filled with “heartthrobs.” #Twilight

Uh-oh. Edward disappeared. Where could he have run off to?! #Twilight

I hate Science. And what’s worse is that I didn’t sit next to a good-looking girl in science classes in HS. #Twilight

EDWARD: “So you’re enjoying the rain?” That is a classic pick-up line if I’ve ever heard one. #Twilight

Whoa. This Edward guy has superpowers or something. And my brother said he was Team Jacob. Or whatever that team is. Miami Heat? #Twilight

Bella apparently dreamt of Edward. When was the first time YOU dreamt of Edward? #Twilight

“What’s in Jacksonville?” Actually, I have no idea, either. #Twilight

Bella doesn’t seem like the type of girl that likes to have fun. Yet she’s asking Edward to hang out… for fun. Awesome. #Twilight

Bella is googling something. Because, ya know… everything is on the internet. #Twilight

Bella’s really not into dress shopping, apparently. #Twilight

“I feel… very… protective… of you.” OH, GOD. I think I’m gonna take a break. #Twilight

“I don’t have… the strength… to stay away from you anymore.” “Then don’t.” *KILLS HIMSELF* #Twilight

“Say it… out loud.” “Vampire.” Same volume, same tone, same emotion. Oh, that Bella. #Twilight

“Your scent… is like a drug to me. You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.” I don’t even know what to say. #Twilight

You ever get that in high school where everyone is staring at you? I have that feeling right now. #Twilight

How far is Forks from Seattle? Bella’s dad is wearing a Seattle Mariners T-Shirt. Do vampires like baseball? #Twilight

I don’t sleep, either. I’m a vampire. #Twilight

Vampire baseball. They HAVE to be on PEDs. #Twilight

James is Volchok from The O.C. I cannot stand any of the characters this guy plays. #RyanAndMarissaForever #TheOC4Life #Twilight

Ryan better beat up Volchok… wait. Now I’m confused. #TheOC4Life #Twilight

Going through glass is NOT fun. Bella, at least, has the ability to yell. #Twilight

Fell through two flights of stairs… and went through a window. I wouldn’t believe that story. #Twilight

Ahhh. I see a little animosity there. No wonder there are two teams. #Twilight

Bella’s on one leg. She can’t really dance unless she does… the ‘sprain’. #SavedByTheBell #Twilight

“I dream of being with you forever.” Ahhh, stuff you say in high school or when you’re in a foolish situation. #Twilight

And I believe that was that Victoria creature. The end. You’re ALL welcome. #Twilight

So… live-tweeting SpiceWorld: +30 followers. Live-tweeting Twilight: 0 followers. I think these numbers are surprising.

There you have it. Hope you enjoyed it. I think next time… we should ALL live-tweet a movie together.

I’ll admit that it would be funny, though. I mean, last Christmas Eve, everyone was live-tweeting Christmas movies. Me? I decided to be rebellious as always.

I live-tweeted SpiceWorld.

Yeah, that terrible, terrible Spice Girls movie.

I did KEEP the tweets for entertainment. With the hashtag, too! You’ll especially enjoy this if you actually watched the movie before. Enjoy! And SPOILER ALERT.

So SpiceWorld is based on an idea of the Spice Girls? HOW AWESOME. #SpiceWorld

Do It by Spice Girls was on the Dead Or Alive Beach Volleyball soundtrack. #Nerd #SpiceWorld

Posh Spice was angry that someone was filming them. #SpiceWorld

They’re now singing a remix of Say You’ll Be There. That’s my favorite song by them. #SpiceWorld

This evil Kevin McMaxford dude is spraying the spit. Kinda like my cousin. #SpiceWorld

Scary Spice doesn’t know how to play chess. #SpiceWorld

Posh Spice said that Ginger Spice is full of useless information. About manta rays. #SpiceWorld

Ginger Spice, dressed as Sporty, can do a better cartwheel than me. #SpiceWorld

“Do Godmothers get stretch marks?” Posh Spice. #SpiceWorld

I love that Meatloaf is the bus driver for the Spice Girls. #SpiceWorld

These… must be the aliens @Sophiabiabia was talking about. They just asked for Sporty’s autograph. #SpiceWorld

Never give up on the good times. Gotta believe on the love you find. #SpiceWorld

…Spice Force Five? #SpiceWorld

Posh Spice looks totally bored on their spontaneous boat ride. #SpiceWorld

Boat takes a wild turn and Posh Spice and the kids they had with them fell into the water. Drama! #SpiceWorld

Manager in the green suit just pissed off the Spice Girls. You DON’T piss off the Spice Girls! #SpiceWorld

The girls are singing “Wannabe” at a diner. This was supposedly before they made it big. Loving Baby in a schoolgirl outfit. #SpiceWorld

BABY SPICE: “Is it all going to be over soon?” PREMONITION. #SpiceWorld

Swing it, shake it, move it, make it! Who do you think you are?! #SpiceWorld

Ginger is delivering her friend’s baby. GINGER: “Put your legs together!” SCARY: “You should’ve done that nine months ago!” #SpiceWorld

Manager is going crazy waiting for the Spice Girls to show up for their concert. The girls are with friend that’s having a baby. #SpiceWorld

And the friend, of course, has a baby girl. Girl Power! #SpiceWorld

The girls go into the bus. No Meatloaf, er, driver. So Posh Spice takes the wheel and races through London. Hot. #SpiceWorld

The Rocky theme song comes on while the Spice Girls get out of the bus and dash their way to the concert site. What? #SpiceWorld

The manager is still waiting for the Spice Girls. He’s wearing a purple suit. Like the one my cousin wears to every occasion. #SpiceWorld

And the girls get there in time. The manager is very relieved and calls the head of the record label, who is feeding a piglet. #SpiceWorld

Man, Baby Spice is adorable. #SpiceWorld

The girls perform Spice Up Your Life. And now, credits are rolling while they’re showing “behind-the-scenes.” You’re welcome. #SpiceWorld

BABY SPICE: “You know what… some people watchin’ this on video… IS THERE NOTHING ON TELE THEN?!” #SpiceWorld

GENERATION NEXT.

I can only imagine that Twilight would be even more entertaining. After all, I, of all people, can relate to love.

So everyone knows about 13-year-old Rebecca Black at this point. She sings the song, Friday, which has taken a merciless beating from most people in the internet (I see it quite a bit in social media).

Of course, I made fun of it. Some of the lyrics are decidedly… simplistic. Only some kids in elementary school would be semi-impressed by a singer who decides to spout the days of the week on the breakdown.

I’m not as harsh on the rest of the lyrics. I joke quite a bit about deciding where in the car do I wanna kick it: the front seat or the back seat? I take the back seat 95 percent of the time when there’s three people in the car, by the way. They just decided that Rebecca extend that decision from a split-second to about 5 seconds of a song. And is “I got this, you got this” really that bad? Snoop and Dr. Dre would say, “It’s like this and like that and like this and uh…” They didn’t get ridiculed for it.

The random rapper in the middle of the song is a regular in pop songs (more so back then than it is now). I kinda laughed about it but… I’ll make my point about this guy in a bit.

Also, people that know me know that I don’t like (excessive) autotune. I could tell later on that Rebecca has a decent singing voice and a pretty good voice range. She demonstrated later on in Good Morning, America… and she doesn’t need any autotune.

The video is questionable and awkward. I wish I partied that hard in the 8th grade. And were her friends REALLY driving? Where in the U.S. are you allowed to have a driver’s license at 13? Also… when they were… cruising? Rebecca’s friends were dancing and looked very awkward and uncomfortable. Yes, they’re kids but that doesn’t make it any less awkward and uncomfortable. Then again, that’s probably how I looked, too, when I attempted to dance when I was 21, er, 13.

The random rapper (they didn’t even give his name!) was cruising by himself. He was away from the party. My friend suggested that he didn’t want to get arrested. He was probably right. He looked MUCH older than those adolescents partying. I mean, that would be a creepy situation, ya know?

I do think there are positives here. The song is actually quite catchy despite the simplistic lyrics. Got a good beat and melody going. It’s pretty much what people want and expect in a bubblegum pop song. These days, we don’t hear happy pop music as much so in a way, this is kind of refreshing. And really, I’ve heard much worse than what this 13-year-old girl is singing. I mean, have you heard some of the mainstream hip hop in the past few years? Geez. In any case, because it IS catchy, I’m likely to listen to this more often than not in the next few weeks. Only because it makes me feel good.

Bring it back really quick. The girl is 13 years old. Why so much hate towards the girl? Blame the songwriters if anything but she doesn’t deserve this kind of negative attention.

“But she brought it on herself!”

Let’s put you in her shoes. You’re 13 and you’re very, very impressionable. I’m sure you’d want to do something this potentially awesome at a young age. Would you turn down doing a pop song? Or even some kind of rap? And it can potentially make you lots of cash when, at 13, you think five dollars is a lot of money? I totally would’ve done it. Some 13-year-olds would be smart enough to make the lyrics a bit more sophisticated but most 13-year-olds would just be happy to be on a project and would not go against whatever their record label is saying.

You know what? More power to her. It’s not in my nature for wanting people to fail and it’s not in my nature to hate. It’s just too bad most of the people decide to hate on a 13-year-old when most of ‘em would probably jump on a chance to do something as cool as singing a pop song, rapping, being on a TV show, or hanging out with a celebrity.

And the song really isn’t the worst ever. The worst I can do is just laugh and then leave it alone. Now let me go kick it in the back seat.

I’m connected to Twitter pretty much 24/7. On the phone, a laptop, at a PC anywhere… I can be read on Twitter pretty much anytime of the day. If anything amuses me, I will tweet it. I’m not foolish enough to tweet about ANYTHING; I’m not going to put my non-existent lovelife on blast. If I don’t want anyone to know anything about a certain subject, I simply will not speak on it. It’s easy, right?

With that said, a few things bother me about Twitter.

Don’t ask me to follow you on Twitter. There are very few exceptions like if they want a private conversation through Direct Messaging or something. But, dude, I’m not stupid; I know how to push a “FOLLOW” button. I’m a bit lenient (as compared to PRETTY lenient in the past) when it comes to Twitter; more often than not, I will follow. But I won’t follow just because; if anything, I probably should only be following about 500 heads on Twit, not 3,000.

People shouldn’t get angry when I don’t respond back on Twitter. It’s either 1) I miss it completely… or 2) what the hell do I say to your incredibly unfunny statement (but, sometimes, some replies just don’t need a retort)? I face a lot of unfunny people on Twitter. And they also have to realize that I have 4,000+ followers on Twitter; my replies stream will keep moving. It sounds like I’m bragging about it but that’s the truth. Sometimes, I’m not going to bother going through my replies timeline; that’s just a lot to go through.

This might also sound pretty elitist of me but, unless they’re an NBA writer/blogger or NBA-obsessed (I MEAN, obsessed) individual, it’s probably not best to give me something NBA-related news or play that’s about a couple of days old. I’m an NBA blogger and I usually have to keep myself updated on the NBA. There are a few times where I’ll miss a couple of days, of course, but chances are that I’ll know about the news or the play. I love it when some casual fans would give me an article about the Miami Heat that’s like a week old and they’re like, “Did you read this?!” I guess they don’t know how much the Heat is being talked about around NBA circles. I mean, I’m a (wannabee) NBA scribe myself; doesn’t it enter people’s minds that I would have a similar article? But like I said, I have to keep myself in tuned almost at all times.

In any case, I’m pretty easygoing on Twitter. I’m also more likely to follow people who actually interact with me. People really expect me to follow them just because they follow me? What do they have to offer? Ha ha.

Follow me on Twitter at… it has something to do with a fancy play in basketball.

Basically, he acted like he knew me, my then-girlfriend, my then-gf’s roommate, and the roommate’s boyfriend. It was out of nowhere and I had no idea whether to be freaked out or completely amused. As the days went on, I became more and more amused.

He went under the handle Princess Tomoe. “Princess.” Yes. Really.

I guess you could say he was my “biggest fan.” I don’t know. It was just all weird to me.

He stopped by my journal and then my old message board (when everyone used to have message boards). Good thing I saved this on my old journal. Anyway, he basically “invited” us to hang out with him… and then made a schedule. He seriously had an itinerary? This was just… wow…

Thread 1: Takun’s Manly WeekendA.K.A.SuperBowlWeekendparty

Hi everybody my name is Princesstomoe01 and i have just joined the getting into it.v2 tonight and i have also just joined live journal on Dec.19,2004 and the following post is for artchick*, Rey-Rey, hellokittyaddict*, and chessmaster*.

I have decided to throw a getting to know you party since it is almost Super Bowl XXXIX Weekend that i will call “Takun’s Manly Weekend”
it will take place February3rd-February8th so here is the secdule:BTW My Place means my house.

Wedesday February2nd: 3:00P.M. Guests arrive 4:00 go to albertsons to get food for dinner 5:00P.M. go to my house 7:00P.M. Dinner 8:00P.M. Watch Lost 9:00P.M. watch movie Midnight Watch Adult Swim 2:00 Watch OnDemand 3:30 Bed.

Thursday February3rd: 9:00 A.M wake up 10:00A.M. Breakfast 11:00A.M. take showers 1:30 P.M. lunch 2:00 P.M. play video games or watch tv or surf internet (or search for fanfics if your artchick*) 4:00 go shopping 7:00 dinner bbqpetes(bbq place) 8:30P.M. go to my house 9:00P.M. Watch tv or play video games or surf internet 12:30A.M. Watch Adult Swim 2:00 A.M. Watch Ondemand 3:30 A.M. bed.

Friday February4th: 9:00 A.M. wake up 10:00 A.M. Breakfast 11:00 A.M. take showers 1:30 P.M. lunch 2:00 P.M. libary, errands 6:00 P.M. dinner elpatio(mexican place)(maybe) 8:00P.M. go to my house 8:30 P.M. tv video games internet midnight Paradise Bowl And Casino (glow bowling)
2:00 A.M. go to my house 2:30 A.M. Watch On Demand 3:30 bed.

I will tell you the Saturday and Super Bowl Sunday secdul next post

*Changed names to protect their identities.

I really don’t know how else to explain this. He even had a schedule for taking showers. Apparently, it’s 2 1/2 hours long. I mean, take a look more into this schedule…

“Go to Albertson’s.” I guess I go there for all my shopping needs.

“Search for fanfics.” By the way, I’m not big on fanfiction at all but my then-gf was.

“Watch On Demand.” Obviously, that’s what I do every 2:30 A.M.

“Watch Adult Swim.” He doesn’t do a very good job getting info about me. I never, ever watch Adult Swim.

He really meticulously did this? Man, does he (she? it?) really lead an exciting life.

The IP address was traced all the way back to Washington state. This was really comical but, my goodness, was this a strange time.

Next time, some nerd behind a computer tries to be friendly with me, I hope it’s something like this.

I did this on my previous blog (now very private)… but I’m going to bring out this section called AIM: Say What? I seriously think a lot of my favorite conversations came out on AIM. Sober or drunk.

A lot of these were actually from YEARS back. I probably wouldn’t say these things now… what am I talking about? Of course, I would.

I’m using faux names, by the way, to protect the individuals. Except mine. That is actually my AIM screen name. Go chat me up!

TEXTURE
ValerieLovesYou: even better, i found applesauce
ValerieLovesYou: i’ve discovered that taking pain pills w/o food is a BAD idea
Rey Rey Effect: Blech.
Rey Rey Effect: I dislike applesauce.
ValerieLovesYou: aw, that’s too bad
ValerieLovesYou: it’s good stuff
Rey Rey Effect: No, it’s not.
ValerieLovesYou: eh, to each his own
ValerieLovesYou: do you like apples?
Rey Rey Effect: That’s fine.
Rey Rey Effect: I like apples.
Rey Rey Effect: Just not APPLESAUCE.
Rey Rey Effect: I don’t know.
Rey Rey Effect: I just never liked it.
ValerieLovesYou: texture?
Rey Rey Effect: Yeah.
ValerieLovesYou: ok. some textures just don’t work for me too
Rey Rey Effect: But I like all sorts of girls!
Rey Rey Effect: I like you!
ValerieLovesYou: *lol*
ValerieLovesYou: that’s sweet
Rey Rey Effect: Not sure if I can ever feel the texture!
Rey Rey Effect: But I still like you!
ValerieLovesYou: um

OREOS
AmyIsm: oreo!
Rey Rey Effect: What? You wanna make oreos together?
Rey Rey Effect: I was going to say.
Rey Rey Effect: You can be the cream. I’ll be the chocolate.
AmyIsm: im covering my face in embarrassment

PURE INTENTIONS
Rey Rey Effect: No, I really want to learn how to dance.
Rey Rey Effect: I’ve talked about taking dance classes this summer.
LouisianaBelle: Cool, some of my friends took a salsa dancing class last fall
LouisianaBelle: They did it to meet women actually
LouisianaBelle: (at least, that’s what I think)
Rey Rey Effect: …for some reason, I NEVER thought of meeting women.
Rey Rey Effect: I mean, sure, I was doing it to expand my horizons but I never thought about the MEETING WOMEN part.
LouisianaBelle: Your intentions were pure
Rey Rey Effect: Wow.
Rey Rey Effect: I’m gay.
Rey Rey Effect: Ha ha ha ha ha.
LouisianaBelle: LOL

BOWL OF CEREAL
Rey Rey Effect: You oughta be in my bowl of Frosted Flakes because you’re sweet and full of milk.
CCLemon: *kicks you*